The Job.

Rubbish. We need proactive go-getters around here son. Sales were down 15% in the last quarter and it’s slackers like you who slow this organisation down. After the meeting Wednesday we decided we need you to eat lunch whilst hopping on one leg and juggling eight fish and liaising with Don in accounts and developing synergies between company and client on Fridays oh and you’re required to stay back till 9 on every other Sunday. We’re cutting pay and benefits you’ll appreciate as the CEO needs to upgrade the Monte Carlo estate. We know you’ll be on board with the refreshed restructuring and we certainly appreciate having your inputs across the team. See you Monday!

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