NASA scientists have discovered that two plus two now equals five.
This incredible discovery has been peer reviewed and tested by Physicists at Harvard University who said they had to agree by George. Spokesperson for the NASA team, Don Pettit, one of the “Science Guys” said in a statement to press in attendance: “Um… it seems we have been wrong until now! Umm…yep golly! ”
Calculations performed on the Harvard Physics Department’s very impressive “Particle Computer System” known as ‘MAX’ confirmed the fantastic discovery and everyone else in the department jumped up and down with glee as new funding was guaranteed.
Pettit added that they would use the new result to “Do more science! Yeah!” and somebody behind him laughed. Updates soon.
